The race is on! Over the next six weeks, the following occurrences will, we promise, occur.
Our - and we're doing this as a team, brave brother and sisters - task is to tick them all off as soon as possible.
So, whenever you hear or see any of the following, please drop us a line at theeditor@football365.com, recording the time and the place.
F365 will be awarding a special prize to the man (or delightful woman) who can tick off the most in the shortest period of time...
- Stretcher being run onto the pitch only for 'seriously injured' player to undergo magical recovery.
- Scotsman wearing Trinidad/Sweden/Paraguay shirt.
- David Pleat mispronouncing the names of either 'Vieira' or 'Vieri'.
- An Italian player apparently praying to the referee.
- A Johnny Foreigner waving an imaginary card to the referee.
- Gary Lineker looking smug.
- Sven-Goran Eriksson looking uneasy during the national anthem.
- Thierry Henry shrugging his shoulders.
- A Frenchman in the crowd holding a cockerel.
- A Dutchman with an orange painted face.
- A Scandinavian fan donning a Viking helmet.
- Being told by the commentator this free-kick is in 'Roberto Carlos range'.
- A Union Jack flag unveiled at an England match emblazoned with the name of a club such as Shrewsbury or Torquay.
- Close-up of attractive Brazilian girl in crowd.
- African team's defending described as "naive".
- Reports of being England being 'drunk dry' due to World Cup mania.
- Beer can hats.
- Inflatable/foil World Cups being waved in the crowd.
- A commentator noting that a player has been linked with a move to Chelski.
- Local bar decked out in the colours of a random country's fans who have made it their home.
- African player going AWOL within two days of getting knocked out.
- A close-up of each of the following: Pele, Beckenbauer, Platini.
- German police being described as 'heavy-handed' after giving drunken fans a damn good kicking.
