It's the age old question: football or women?
And thanks to Football365, you don't have to answer it.
Allow us to present our 'Women of the World Cup' for
your viewing pleasure. Your task is simple - just rate
the ladies in order of comeliness. Stop sniggering at
the back! It means how attractive they are..
Miss Australia - Holly Valance
Miss Australia - Holly Valance
Her brother played for EPL side Barnsford United, you know. What? 'Neighbours' isn't real? Why did no-one tell us that before? Fine then, she qualifies because she only performs twice a year - like Harry Kewell.
  Rate Miss Australia - Holly Valance Current Rating 84.22%
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Miss Brazil - Raica Oliveira
Miss Brazil - Raica Oliveira
The latest in a long line of absolute stunners that Ronaldo has dated is this little beauty, who we can assume is not with the chubby genius for his looks. If TV practice with Ronaldo's ladies continues as usual, expect many a close-up of her. And rightly so.
  Rate Miss Brazil - Raica Oliveira Current Rating 86.07%
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Miss England - Coleen McLoughlin
Miss England - Coleen McLoughlin
You were no doubt expecting Cheryl Tweedy here, but with Wayne Rooney possibly out of the running we thought we'd be better off giving the new Posh and Becks a chance of winning something between them. And we can always hope for a miracle.
  Rate Miss England - Coleen McLoughlin Current Rating 44.66%
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Miss Costa Rica - Laura Morales
Miss Costa Rica - Laura Morales
Became beloved of Mediawatch when Deportivo Saprissa took on Liverpool in the World Club Championship, or whatever they're calling it now. 20 years of age, likes football and seems to enjoy rolling around in bikinis. What more do you want?
  Rate Miss Costa Rica - Laura Morales Current Rating 64.37%
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Miss Czech Republic - Veronica Verekova
Miss Czech Republic - Veronica Verekova
The lovely Veronica owes her place in this poll to a quite fortuitous set of circumstances. You see, we had a workie in, and we told him to see what Pavel Nedved's wife looked like. He came back to us with this, and we liked it. Then we found out she was actually married to the ice hockey player Petr Nedved. We still like her though.
  Rate Miss Czech Republic - Veronica Verekova Current Rating 78.91%
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Miss France - Melissa Theuriau
Miss France - Melissa Theuriau
Ah, Melissa. The lady of choice for the reprobates who frequent the F365 forum. And she must like football, or she wouldn't report on it. No, we're not listening. She likes football. Don't ruin this for us.
  Rate Miss France - Melissa Theuriau Current Rating 92.16%
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Miss Germany - Heidi Klum
Miss Germany - Heidi Klum
If we didn't know who we were going to use for Germany, FIFA made up our minds for us. Ms Klum's performance at the draw for the Group Stages even overshadowed Sepp Blatter's babbling - and that's no mean feat. And it made us miss who we'd drawn.
  Rate Miss Germany - Heidi Klum Current Rating 86.93%
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Miss Italy - Ilary Blasi
Miss Italy - Ilary Blasi
Francesco Totti's strong Roman accent apparently sees him mocked in Italy as being a bit slow. But he was fast enough to catch Ilary Blasi, for which we should all applaud him. Well, applaud, mutter violently about footballers who get beautiful women, one or the other.
  Rate Miss Italy - Ilary Blasi Current Rating 87.75%
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Miss Portugal - Helen Swedin
Miss Portugal - Helen Swedin
She's Swedish actually, as you might have guessed by the name, but being married to Figo qualifies her for Portugal in our book. And being an absolute cracker qualifies her for this competition.
  Rate Miss Portugal - Helen Swedin Current Rating 83.72%
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Miss Spain - Eva González
Miss Spain - Eva González
Iker Casillas was a Spain regular by the age of 20. He's now 25, is the proud owner of two Champions League medals and is married to Eva González, Miss Universe 2003. It makes you sick, doesn't it?
  Rate Miss Spain - Eva González Current Rating 62.58%
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Miss Sweden - Magdalena Hedman
Miss Sweden - Magdalena Hedman
It was love at first sight between Magnus Hedman's beautiful wife and all those at F365 Towers. One way love at first sight, of course. Oh, by the way - she has a twin sister. That's right. A. Twin. Sister.
  Rate Miss Sweden - Magdalena Hedman Current Rating 74.85%
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Miss Trinidad & Tobago - Jordan
Miss Trinidad & Tobago - Jordan
We're sure Trinidad & Tobago have their own young ladies, but it wasn't one of those that bore Dwight Yorke's child. No, it was our very own Mrs Andre - who by virtue of her marriage was technically eligible to represent the Aussies in this competition as well. But isn't.
  Rate Miss Trinidad & Tobago - Jordan Current Rating 49.54%
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Miss Ukraine - Kristen Pazik
Miss Ukraine - Kristen Pazik
What is it with these leggy, attractive Eastern European blondes? Why do they prefer popular, rich, talented footballers like Andriy 'Mr Kristen Pazik' Shevchenko to pasty, underpaid football journalists? Oh.
  Rate Miss Ukraine - Kristen Pazik Current Rating 62.67%
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Miss USA - Bianca Kajlich
Miss USA - Bianca Kajlich
Apparently, the reason that Landon Donovan decided he couldn't play in Europe was because he was missing Ms Kajlich too much. When they got together, incidentally, her mother was worried she was too old for him. She looks okay to us though, we have to say.
  Rate Miss USA - Bianca Kajlich Current Rating 81.63%
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